Urban Snoutfitters. Get a snout or something, I don’t give a fuck. Someone else make this post
I’ve been thinking about this post all day
Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?
😞😞😞
Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC
CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!
me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you
*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
my two favourite things about this
- everyone knows what this is
- the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
Posts that changed the timeline
I’m so mad that somewhere down the line the use of effervescent will have changed so much that dictionaries have to adapt the definition and some poor etymologist will have to cite “cockmcstuffins”
damn-funny
